No keys in trouble - just caught the top of the laptop since it was closed! Whew! Was aiming for my back but first spurt was tricky and went over my back, cleared my body, cleared the edge of the bed and hit the laptop on the floor near the bed - at least a metre is my guess ;-)
I'm a gal in my early thirties, and I worked part time as an escort/callgirl/whore a few years ago. I'm fat by the way. Well, BBW is one of the more polite terms. I'm a size 18-20. Most days I've made my peace with that, but I'd be a liar if I said I was 100% okay, 100% of the time. I no longer work, but am constantly tempted, and sometimes still pop in to blog about it.
Ha ha ha. That's foul.
ReplyDeleteWhere was his mark, had his aim been true??
ReplyDelete*laughing* Better the laptop than an eye!
ReplyDeleteWhich key are now compromised?
ReplyDeleteNo keys in trouble - just caught the top of the laptop since it was closed! Whew! Was aiming for my back but first spurt was tricky and went over my back, cleared my body, cleared the edge of the bed and hit the laptop on the floor near the bed - at least a metre is my guess ;-)
ReplyDeleteYep, I've had to wipe it off my walls before. Gross!
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