I admit...this past few days I've been fucking for the cash. It hasn't been about my sexual needs. Or about an erotic adventure or fun stories.
I got a massive bill and it was either going to chew up almost a weeks salary from realjob or it was going to eat into my savings. Then I realised I have a third option. Fuck to pay the bill. I didn't have to, but it seemed like a good idea to be able to pay the bill in cash without touching reallife. A nice benefit of my hobby for once.
That's how I came to um, "Fuck Grandpa".