Mr Cheese - who tried to book on V day, then tried to make me more than halve my rates, then tried other fake email addresses - is back tonight. Begging to see me. Telling me how bad the service was with his cheap hooker last week.
I tried to explain the risks of ultra low price workers - maybe sex slaves against their will, maybe illegal brothels, maybe pimps, maybe disease or blackmail or drugs or who knows what... but he didn't listen.
I feel for whoever the girl is that he saw. I mean we're all whores, but her situation must be dire with those rates. I wish I could help. The only thing I can think is it might be time for me to join the local whores union. Yes, we have a union. Maybe I can start to volunteer or get active in the community or something.
Anyhow..back to Mr Cheese...
Now there is a email every few minutes with him whining. I took great pleasure in turning him down the first few times, then ignoring him. It's his lesson for the day.