Thursday, February 19, 2009

Mr Cheese


Mr Cheese - who tried to book on V day, then tried to make me more than halve my rates, then tried other fake email addresses - is back tonight. Begging to see me. Telling me how bad the service was with his cheap hooker last week.

I tried to explain the risks of ultra low price workers - maybe sex slaves against their will, maybe illegal brothels, maybe pimps, maybe disease or blackmail or drugs or who knows what... but he didn't listen.

I feel for whoever the girl is that he saw. I mean we're all whores, but her situation must be dire with those rates. I wish I could help. The only thing I can think is it might be time for me to join the local whores union. Yes, we have a union. Maybe I can start to volunteer or get active in the community or something.

Anyhow..back to Mr Cheese...

Now there is a email every few minutes with him whining. I took great pleasure in turning him down the first few times, then ignoring him. It's his lesson for the day.


  1. hey,

    have you read the book sugarbabe by holly hill... your blog reminds me of the book... in a totally postive way.. I loved the book!

    have a great week!

  2. Yes I have read it! I thought it was great. I do not look anything like Holly Hill however. I am short and fat without those puffy kissable lips of hers. Ah well, such is life (and genetics)