Thursday, February 12, 2009

Fallout from Porn Making

1) My houseguest is peeved at me since the porn/photographer dude and I knocked out the wifi Internet by mistake and he thought he should stay in his room and not come and ask me to fix it. Also he needed to pee and didn't leave the room cause I'd said, "I'll shut the door on you while I have a guest."

I told him during our argument that of course I didn't expect him to stay there the WHOLE time and wasn't saying he couldn't fucking use the bathroom but he started this passive aggressive "Oh, but you didn't tell me I could use the toilet".

What, he's my gimp now and can't act without instruction?!

2) I managed to spill a bottle of massage oil over my leather real job handbag and ruin it. Went to work today with everything shoved into a plastic bag. Classy.

3) I put my school girl costume socks into the wash and dryer by mistake - the elastic frayed and got caught and kinda melted around ALL of my clothes.

Jeez. It really is hard managing this porn superstar life sometimes. Ha.

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  1. I love you blog... keep up the good work!

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