My dad came to see me and we went for a walk together. He said that one of his friends was working out how to use the Internet and that he'd Goggled my name. I think it must just have been my real first name, cause otherwise this story doesn't make any sense.
Dad said they'd had fun and then they'd come across a web site adverting a prostitute with my name.
And Dad has turned to his friend and said, "No. Never my daughter!"
I didn't point out that I'd have to have been a hydrocephalic retard child to go into the business with my real name.
I just said, "That's right Dad. That web site wasn't me."